Recently in If I Had Twitter Category

...I will have my own bottle tree.

I am starting to think that gummy vitamins are the greatest invention of all time. Fuzzy and I would never take our vitamins if they weren't yummy, candy-like, and on our coffee table.

Last week, in perhaps the first and last time this will ever happen in my life, my therapist sort of compared me to Jay-Z.

Yeah. It's like that.

Two last names that were just called for final boarding for the flight before me at my gate: Beaver and Bush. Not even kidding.

Really, America? You are advertising to us on the bottom of the bins we put our jackets in to go through security at the airport? Really?

Anyone have any connections to the Metropolis Performing Arts Center in Arlington Heights? I want to go see Pump Boys and Dinettes, but tickets are kinda spendy... Any help would be appreciated!
Thanks!

Do I go to the awesome dance class that I love and want to go to that will take up most of my night and make me tired and sore, or do I take advantage of a free night that I can use to work on these 2 dances that are due soon and the fact this is my last free night at home til Oct 27th?

UPDATE! I ended up going to the grocery store, going home and doing laundry and the dishes, working out with The Shred, then going to a friends house in the neighborhood to drink wine and watch tv. It was an awesome relaxing night.