Recently in If I Had Twitter Category

Seriously.

When I am doing a marathon choreography session, sometimes I get really sleepy, and things like this happen:

"Cross walk w/arms camel crane Step R cross left W/arms like flapping or on a horse x4"

Yeah.

I know what I mean by this tonight, but who knows if I will remember tomorrow?

I just really identified with a Nickelback song. I never thought it would happen.

Also, I love Tik Tok by Ke$ha. There, I said it.

...I will have my own bottle tree.

I am starting to think that gummy vitamins are the greatest invention of all time. Fuzzy and I would never take our vitamins if they weren't yummy, candy-like, and on our coffee table.

Last week, in perhaps the first and last time this will ever happen in my life, my therapist sort of compared me to Jay-Z.

Yeah. It's like that.

Two last names that were just called for final boarding for the flight before me at my gate: Beaver and Bush. Not even kidding.