These capers on my lox bagel keep es-caping. #badfoodpuns
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Back related to the creamer, we've vowed to 'moo' everytime we pour from it.
Unrelated to the creamer, I think Latte's theme song is "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens."
I named it Tom Creamer, after the dramaturg at the Goodman Theatre. I just walked into the kitchen and said "What up, Tom?"
Fuzzy and I bought a cow creamer a Target today. We've both sung songs into its mouth.
When you wake up in the middle in the night with a song in your head, have you been dreaming about that song? Or did the song pop in the second you woke up? I wake up with a song on my mind every night, and the song is almost always different.
I am vowing this Mardi Gras to make a King Cake from scratch. Now, I just gotta find a baby...
I would like that new Madonna song a lot better if it were by Avril Lavigne.
Why yes, I am having a cup of my kidney stone prevention tea. Thank you for asking. #noonewasasking
K'naan is great running music. And today is great running weather. Anyone know a retail location where I can buy some whistles for cheap? Got some!
Erica Reid
