Here is Parker.

Here is where most cats end:

Let's see what she would look like if she were skinny, shall we?

Cute! But....I can't say I really like that. Let's reset.

That's more like it. But still...something's missing. What is it?
Oh! I know.

Perfection!
I'm so glad I'm married to you.
Best. Blog post. Ever!
YES!
YES!
YES!
A MILLION TIMES YES!
I love this so much it hurts.
Parker - Don't worry, the camera adds 10 pounds.