Jamba Juice knows that for today's busy lifestyle, you need a meal that you can grab and go. Who has time to sit down and enjoy a relaxing meal with family and friends? Between work, kids, technology, and all all the stress of modern society, we have to keep going and going in order to get everything done in a day that needs to get done.
Jamba Juice is here to help you out.
Jamba Juice--because you don't know what love is.
Jamba Juice--because you don't know how to have human interactions.
Jamba Juice--because you like to text the person you would rather be with while this schmo tries to give you a hug.
Jamba Juice--because you don't know how to live in the moment.
Jamba Juice--because nothing is ever good enough.
Jamba Juice--because you are empty and hopeless on the inside.
Jamba Juice--because you have nothing to live for.
Jamba Juice--because you are an asshole.
AHHHH HA HA. This is really funny to me.
Jamba Juice--because you are empty and hopeless on the inside.
I think that's my favorite for its blunt condemnation.
Jamba Juice--because you are looking forward to the new Creed album
Did I do it right?
Heck yeah!
Jamba Juice--because you don't remember this guy's name even though you slept with him, so you are trying to find it on your phone.
Jamba Juice- because you have to call 911 because you have a thin mint stuck to your hand.
Jamba Juice- @jambajuice "Totally hugging a douchebag right now. LOL! ROFLMAO!"