Ready for more at 34!
Kick down the door! You're 34!
Forgotten Lore--that's 34!
34, you Big Fat Whore!
34? What a chore!
34! STOP THE WAR!
You will soar at 34!
A Downpour of 34!
Lie on the shore when you are 34!
You I adore at 34!
UPDATED TO ADD:
Christopher and Katie's slogans in the comments are so hilarious, I have to post them here:
You're a snore at 34.
Yelling FORE! At 34.
What a bore at 34.
Soup De Jour at 34!
I deplore 34.
Clogged pore at 34.
Drunk on the floor at 34.
Please sir, may I have some more? Oliver at 34. (erica's note--this made me laugh out loud)
A god like Thor at 34.
Up shit creek without an oar at 34.
Thanks for noticing Eeyore at 34.
Clinton/Gore 34!
Four score and 34!
I'm so sore at 34.
Me so thirty-four-ny.
I ignore 34. Happy 35th!
You’re a snore at 34.
Yelling FORE! At 34.
What a bore at 34.
Soup De Jour at 34!
I deplore 34.
Clogged pore at 34.
Drunk on the floor at 34.
Pease sir, may I have some more? Oliver at 34.
A god like Thor at 34.
Up shit creek without an oar at 34.
Thanks for noticing Eeyore at 34.
Clinton/Gore 34!
Four score and 34!
I’m so sore at 34.
Me so thirty-four-ny.
I ignore 34. Happy 35th!