Birthday Slogans for Christopher

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Ready for more at 34!

Kick down the door! You're 34!

Forgotten Lore--that's 34!

34, you Big Fat Whore!

34? What a chore!

34! STOP THE WAR!

You will soar at 34!

A Downpour of 34!

Lie on the shore when you are 34!

You I adore at 34!

 

UPDATED TO ADD:

Christopher and Katie's slogans in the comments are so hilarious, I have to post them here:

You're a snore at 34.

Yelling FORE! At 34.

What a bore at 34.

Soup De Jour at 34!

I deplore 34.

Clogged pore at 34.

Drunk on the floor at 34.

Please sir, may I have some more? Oliver at 34. (erica's note--this made me laugh out loud)

A god like Thor at 34.

Up shit creek without an oar at 34.

Thanks for noticing Eeyore at 34.

Clinton/Gore 34!

Four score and 34!

I'm so sore at 34.

Me so thirty-four-ny.

I ignore 34. Happy 35th!

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You’re a snore at 34.

Yelling FORE! At 34.

What a bore at 34.

Soup De Jour at 34!

I deplore 34.

Clogged pore at 34.

Drunk on the floor at 34.

Pease sir, may I have some more? Oliver at 34.

A god like Thor at 34.

Up shit creek without an oar at 34.

Thanks for noticing Eeyore at 34.

Clinton/Gore 34!

Four score and 34!

I’m so sore at 34.

Me so thirty-four-ny.

I ignore 34. Happy 35th!